Thursday 20 March 2014

Top 10 Mistakes Some Guys Make About Girls

Top 10 Mistakes Some Guys Make About Girls



1) Reading too much into her niceness: Trust me,just cos she helped you get what u wanted doesn't mean she's interested in you,I know a couple of nice ladies that are so nice you'd think they're hitting on you,but rather than go ahead and be like 'I love you' go and be like 'are you totally the nicest girl ever or are u hitting on me',its the safest,non awkward way of knowing,if she likes u,or just being nice like she always is with every other dude.

2) Forming Baddest guy ever liveth: Girls can read guys,at least through experience with other guys,and when she smells fake,you'd just hear the door slam,u won't even see her back. I mean what's the fact of knowing you,if u just forming someone else? And honestly,only immature girls like bad guys,or good guys formin bad guys,mature ones want a guy who's real and would love her,appreciate her,and not have to be rude.

3) Be Sir Bragalot,yeah Bragging all the time: We know you got the latest phone,and drive a range rover sport,but not every girl is after money,well 80% of them are after rich dudes,the remaining 20% are the rich ones,or the ones from rich families or broke one with some dignity,so basically if she's anything like the above mentioned then,don't be the rich guy,be the nice guy,and the wealth would just be an add-on,or perks to dating u.

4) Say some ugly stuffs about a girl's appearance:
Yeah! All girls don't look like Megan Fox but don't joke or even talk about the wart on their face,or how chubby,fat or plumb you think they're,trust me they know they're fat,but talking about it just makes them feel bad,too bad I might say.

5) Deny,Deny,Deny: Dude, if she caught you with your hand in another girl's cookie jar (wink wink) you know what I mean,hehehehehee,if she sees your hand in the wrong part of another girls body,don't lie bro,and deny knowing the girl you're caught with,guys ehn! Stop lying and be a man, bro. Seriously, you've the guts to cheat but don't have the guts to admit it? That's chicken.

6) Saying 'I love you' all the time: Yeah,most guys think that 'I love you' is the sure fire way to get that any girl to fall for them,but trust me bro,its not,just as you're telling her that,another guy is telling her that on facebook,and another one is telling her the same thing on whatsapp,do u think she fancies that word much? Change the tactic a little,like first get to know her really well,then go on a few dates,and just make her happy,but when you decide to say it,make sure she's in a good mood,or feeling good about herself,say it at the right time,mehn,I guarantee you,'At least' a long kiss at the end of the day.

7) Talk about 'you know who',that's right your ex: She has impressive bosoms,and nice body,but talking about her is straight weird and rude. Don't mention it,but when a prospective girlfriend bring up a topic about your ex(cos they always do) just be like 'It didn't work out' even if u dumped her Bottom,cos u just didn't fancy her anymore,don't say it,just be like 'it was a tough decision,but we knew we were gonna have to make it,no hard feelings though,we both agreed to it'. You gatto be neutral,cos if u be too nice,the girl would assume u still like ur ex,and if u be too rude,they'd assume you'd talk abt them in the same manner,if they end up being ur ex,so think abt it.

8) Say bad things about her in front of her friends: Trust me,when you say bad poo abt her,how she doesn't sleep,just be up all night chatting with weird dudes on 2go,or maybe how she drinks so much in the club that you'd have to carry her home. because if u make fun of her in front of her friends,her friends won't stop making fun of her,you know her fremenies,yeah,its like setting her on fire while her friends carry buckets of kero to add to the fire,not cool,she's gonna hate u.

9) Joking about everything: No girl will take u serious if u joke about everything,from important things to none important ones,there's a limit to the number of times you're allowed to joke,I'm actually guilty of this,joking a lot. My sarcasm is dangerous.

10) Be a play boy or most guys will call it being a player: Its fun,every attractive guy has done it once before,but when you play with one girl,that one girl tells a bunch of friends and a bunch of friends tells other bunch of friends and the information keeps passing,its bad for your love reputation,because at some point we all gatto fall in love,and trust me it will suck,if u find your one true love and she's afraid of committing to u cos she's scared u might use and dump her like u did with tons of other girls, its just not worth it bro.

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